• The Most Underwhelming Championship Celebration in Sports

    Winning a sports championship as either a fan or a player is what everyone dreams about. The fairy tale ending to a long season of work. Champagne bottles, a trophy celebration, pre-printed hats and t shirts waiting to be busted out to players and coaches riding the high of that win… The hats and shirts

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  • This Corgi is Predicting Revenge in the NBA Playoffs

    A story like this comes out every once in a while where we have animals predicting the winners of sports match ups. It usually hits a peak somewhere around the Super Bowl and we have a new contender this year who is BLAZING HOT at the moment. This Corgi, @aircorg on TikTok, is currently 4-0

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  • Hello Friends, it’s the Masters

    A tournament and spectacle unlike any other has returned, it’s Masters week. It is every golf fan’s dream to attend it and, I would argue, the most palatable live tournament for wives and significant others. Its quiet, the food prices are unbeatable, and it is absolutely GORGEOUS. Yes, the birds on TV sound the same

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  • Opening Day is Finally Here

    It’s another bright spring day today on March 30th, 2023, and it is a beautiful day to kick off our Nation’s pastime… That’s right folks, its opening day. So, get out your cracker jacks and prepare the beer snakes. It’s a long 162-game march to October. The New Rules will take Some (More) Time to

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  • Here is your D*ck of the Week

    Yep that’s right, its new segment time here on the “Goosing with G” blog and we’re bringing back a classic one, dick of the week. When I first thought to revive this for a segment I figured that my state capitol would be the easiest shoe in, and then I see this pop up the

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  • The World Baseball Classic was ELECTRIC

    We had the return of the World Baseball Classic this year and it ended with every baseball beat writer’s wet dream: Ohtani pitching to Mike Trout with a 1 run lead, 2 outs top of the 9th with everything on the line… Sho-time went ahead and buried Trout with a pair of book end sliders

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